Stay trill-
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Fall in love everytime I see him… <3
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my roommate like 24/7 just looks at dogs on craigslist that she wants and screams AWW AWW AW and tells me to look at like every other one holy shit i wish i could parental control her lap top
is that bad
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okay my roommate is making me feel all irresponsible and stupid for not paying my part of the cable bill yet but its under her name and she set it up and has never given me the acct number or the bill number when i ask like how the fck am i suppose to pay it if you dont tell me….that makes you just as irresponsible fuck man
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if my daughter ever become obsessed with horses im going to send her to ethiopia until she behaves
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
hey barack look what i made!!! it’s a drawing of you with 8 arms you’re a baracktopus
“it’s very good joe i’ll hang it on my fridge right next to the obamanable snowman”(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
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My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.
well this blew out of proportion
(via nycix)
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(via jewsohard)
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(via mileyhighrus)
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i need a boyfriend like ten minutes ago FUQ THIS